Fitness Advocate Pillows

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Running

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Dog stretching before a walk.

Exercise now!