Fitness Advocate Gifts

Warning! These games are real. Children may get out of breath or even lose weight.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

The rock caricature

Running

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.

Exercise now!