Exercise Advocate Gifts

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"I'm just saying that if you want to avoid having to wear a sports bra, you might want to participate in a sport."

'Excercise is he best medicine now hop up here!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."