Exercise Advocate Mugs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"I'm just saying that if you want to avoid having to wear a sports bra, you might want to participate in a sport."

'Excercise is he best medicine now hop up here!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Jogging Bottoms