Aerobic Advocate Mugs

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"You're too sedentary."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Stop with racism in sport!

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

The Threat to the Environment

Beijing 2022

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

'How was aerobics class?'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

Ecology

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Sustainable transport

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

'After Antoine Lavoisier discovered oxygen, his whole family would breathe it regularly as a show of support.'

Pianorobics.

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Cycle Lane

Women's Football