Aerobic Advocate Gifts

"I try to make my whole life aerobic."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

Stop with racism in sport!

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Hexercise.

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Kangaroo jumping rope.

The Threat to the Environment

Beijing 2022

Ecology

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

'How was aerobics class?'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Sustainable transport

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

Pianorobics.

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'After Antoine Lavoisier discovered oxygen, his whole family would breathe it regularly as a show of support.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

Cycle Lane

Women's Football

'At the Aeronautics R&D Lab.' A technician blowing on a plane says, 'My asthma is acting up. I hope they fix the wind tunnel soon.'