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A hockey player with a dark cloud over their head

'From a distance, it looks like you're holding three balls.'

'College Athletes do not need a union...they already have a seat at the table.'

College Player Union

'According to the government this is still a playing field.'

Beijing 2022

Stop with racism in sport!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Victim support

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

"In my day we had trimphones."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"