Sports Advocacy Gifts

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Stop with racism in sport!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Beijing 2022

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Victim support

The Breakfast of Cheaters

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

Women's Football

What To Do About Homelessness

Golf course

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

Football League: Concussions R US.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'