Women's Sports Advocate Gifts

Rubiales Out

Women's Football

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Menopause and the City

May the force be with you

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Stop with racism in sport!

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

Beijing 2022

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

Women's Voices Silenced

Company is allowed out of Obamacare contraceptive costs...Protesters allowed closer to birth control clinics.

Football League: Concussions R US.

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Golf course

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Football Brain Injuries

Brains on the field.

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