Women's Sports Supporter Gifts

Cricketer

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Can I borrow this?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Cheerleaders from another planet

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Sports area vendors.

'Polevault envy'.

'This is my feminine side coming out.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Women's Football

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'