Women's Sports Supporter Gifts

Cricketer

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"Can I borrow this?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Sports area vendors.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Polevault envy'.

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'This is my feminine side coming out.'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Women's Football

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

Franck Ribery

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'