Girls' Sports Supporters Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

100k Desert Crawl

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cheerleaders from another planet

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Sports area vendors.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'