Girls' Sports Supporters Gifts

Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf

'My feet are killing me.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Another shot heard round the world.

100k Desert Crawl

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.