Athletic Supporter Gifts

'You'll always have trouble with your knees, Mr Smith, unless you learn not to hop!'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'Polevault envy'.

Listen, I know it's coming - You don't have to yell "think fast" every time you throw the ball.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I made the turn at second base and heard a 'pop' in my knee... Is it serious?'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Football Blockers.

Franck Ribery

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Cristiano Ronaldo

100k Desert Crawl

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Sergio Aguero

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."