Athletic Supporter Prints

'You'll always have trouble with your knees, Mr Smith, unless you learn not to hop!'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'Polevault envy'.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I made the turn at second base and heard a 'pop' in my knee... Is it serious?'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Football Blockers.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Sergio Aguero

Cheerleaders from another planet

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.