Athletic Fans Gifts

The winner takes it all?

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'