Athletics Supporter Gifts

Depressed Race Starter.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Sloth 10K.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

Pole Vault Rules

100k Desert Crawl

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football Blockers.

Discus accidents.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Sergio Aguero

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Daley Thompson

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Cheerleaders from another planet