Athlete Supporter Gifts

Jose Fernandez

The girls' hoops team we sponsor is undefeated? What a turnaround. Lots can change in a year. Remember little Tracy Jensen? One hot chocolate. Not so little anymore. And an entire ham. Victory.

Steven Gerrard

'My feet are killing me.'

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Wilfried Zaha

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Football Sculpture.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Rugby Mad.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'