Teen Athlete Supporter Gifts

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Football Blockers.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."