Teen Athlete Supporter Prints

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Football Blockers.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.