Youth Sports Supporters Gifts

'...And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you medalling kids!'

Football Fans

'My feet are killing me.'

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

100k Desert Crawl

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'