Youth Sports Supporters Pillows

'...And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you medalling kids!'

Football Fans

'My feet are killing me.'

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

100k Desert Crawl

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"