Youth Sports Enthusiasts Pillows

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.