Youth Soccer Enthusiast Pillows

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Watching the football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

The commentators want to run the officials...

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

Teenage Angst.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.