Youth Soccer Enthusiast Gifts

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Watching the football.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football

Men can show their emotions!

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.