Soccer Devotee Gifts

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

Footballers - Steve Mcmanaman

Despite his injuries, Frank would return to the soccer game.

The Alter of Football

'Do you love me more than City?'

Football Tattoo.

Big match day.

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

Football fan

Ferenc Puskas

Ball and Chain

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Raheem Sterling

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"