Soccer Devotee Mugs

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Despite his injuries, Frank would return to the soccer game.

The Alter of Football

'Do you love me more than City?'

Football Tattoo.

Big match day.

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

Football fan

Ferenc Puskas

Ball and Chain

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Egyptian Football