Youth Sports Supporter Pillows

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

White Little League Pizza

"Sweetie, remember that all daddy wants is for you to try your best, have fun, and to cover the spread."

"Let's hope on this visit there are no runs, no hits, no errors."

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

'Wow. You are so lucky. My parents never go ballistic when I'm fouled and nothing is called.'

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

'That's my mom. The restraining order won't let her get within shouting distance of the ref.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

100k Desert Crawl

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"