Youth Baseball Supporters Pillows

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

Football Fans

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Sportsmanship

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"That was two what?"