Youth Baseball Supporters Prints

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

Football Fans

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Sportsmanship

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Who won what game?

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.