Youth Sports Fan Prints

"Mom, dad, how do you expect me to win if my parents can't rant and rave better than that? I wanna see you go completly berserk with an insane tantrum. Let's try it again."

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"