Child Athlete Supporter Gifts

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Oh, Christ.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Football Blockers.

Proud Mum.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Polevault envy'.

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

"Let's hope on this visit there are no runs, no hits, no errors."