Child Supporter Gifts

Proud Mum.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Reflected Glory

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."