Sports Safety Advocate Gifts

Football Brain Injuries

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'

Brains on the field.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Football League: Concussions R US.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Golf course

'Ref. He's hit me, surely that's against health and safety

"My mom won't let me play football...she says it's too dangerous and violent."

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

Game, set and match

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.