Sports Safety Champion Gifts

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Safety on the beach.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Bicycle helmet for two.

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

Gen Z

Football League: Concussions R US.

Lollipop lady

Football League - Concussions R Us.

'How's the new company car?'

Health and Safety.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."