Sports Safety Gifts

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"No child of mine will ever be allowed to play football and risk concussions and other life-threatening injuries...!"

'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'

'Lyle! You grabbed the wrong mouthpiece!'

The Dangers of Snooker.

Football League: Concussions R US.

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Football League - Concussions R Us.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Golfing Boss

Rage.

Church for sports worshipers.

Holiday time.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The MBA Draft