Road Safety Champion Gifts

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"My mom says, you can never be too safe."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Your Grounded!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

How Am I Driving?

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'