Sports Advocacy Pillows

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Stop with racism in sport!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Beijing 2022

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Victim support

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Football League: Concussions R US.

Women's Football

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Golf course

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'