Oxygen Advocate Gifts

'After Antoine Lavoisier discovered oxygen, his whole family would breathe it regularly as a show of support.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Japanese Whaling

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Autocensure

Heart Disease Menu

Save the river.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

The Seahoover