Oxygen Optimist Gifts

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Upward Progress

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'