Organic Optimist Gifts

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

At the market

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."