Organic Optimists Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

At the market

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Protest

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."