Organic Optimists Mugs

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

At the market

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Protest

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.