Oxygen Aficionados Gifts

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"14, 15, 16, 17. . ."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

How Amazon was invented

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

When the water's colder than you thought...

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Psycho-plankton.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Air Bill

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Trees are the lungs of the planet!