Oxygen Bar Enthusiast Gifts

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

Champions biting their medals

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."