Oxygen Bar Enthusiast T-Shirts

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Champions biting their medals

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."