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Castle in the Clouds

Tree selling premium oxygen.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I think it loves us."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'