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"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I blame global warming!'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Shellfie

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Movies vs. Films

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."