Oxygen Lover Pillows

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship