Dive Bar Enthusiast T-Shirts

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

The Corner Dive.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Beer Garden Kit

Hotel mini-bar.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."