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'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

A menu with risks and benefits

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

A Bubble of Countryside.

Computer Gamers.

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"Domestic or foreign object beer?"

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

"They let me keep my cubicle."

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

"I thought you were banished from here."

A street of old man bars.

"Wow, interactive people"

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

The Corner Dive.

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Do you want me to call my husband or the bouncer? Don't worry about making the wrong decision. They're the same person. !!

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

The textural omnivore.

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'