Dive Bar Dweller Gifts

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

A menu with risks and benefits

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Computer Gamers.

"No, our dog couldn't possibly have drunk your beer. He hasn't finished his own yet!"

"They let me keep my cubicle."

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

"I thought you were banished from here."

A street of old man bars.

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

"Wow, interactive people"

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

The Corner Dive.

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'I don't know -- this looks like a pretty rough place.'

The textural omnivore.

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing